First few dreams

Here are some dreams I haven't posted yet. They get progressively more interesting.

I. For some reason, the Olsen twins invited me to some high-end fashion show. To get in I had to say I was with the Olsen twins and the security guard asked me what their names were. In my dream, I was apparently an idiot and said "Mary...and Kate" ... "oh wait, Ashley." Well I got in anyway and they took me around the show helping me pick out some ridiculously expensive things I could never afford and then they sent me out at the end of the show. At the door some cashier started ringing the items up and I had to stop and say I couldn't afford all the couture jewelry and stuff, so I picked one item out that I like the best and payed too much for it. Then I stepped out and I was like in a village market or something.

II. I was sitting in a classroom at Duke, which in reality does not exist, that was mostly gray colored and shaped like a semi circle, with long tables curving around with seats evenly spaced out behind them. I was sitting in class and my boyfriend came in, late, holding a rosemary chicken drumstick which he was eating, and it smelled delicious. It made me think of some chicken dish they used to have at my elementary school. So when class was over we went to the cafeteria for lunch to get me some chicken and low and behold the cafeteria was just like my elementary school one. I got in line, bought my chicken, went to sit down next to my boyfriend, and then hesitated and sat in the seat across from the empty one next to him to test him, and then his friend Derek came and sat in the spot, talking quite loudly and excitedly I might add. Then my high school principal came into the cafeteria and made some forgettable announcement.

III. All I remember about this dream is seeing my friend Alyssa laughing hysterically. And as weird it is to type this, especially following that sentence, at some point my dream took a different turn and by the end of it I was essentially doing what I guess was masturbating in my dream, although there wasn't a real-life motion attached to it. Please don't put the two together, as tempting as it may be for you.

IV. I was visiting some friend's house who doesn't exist in real life, but in the dream we were buds and he had a mansion in Colorado or something. So he essentially owned his own little ski town and his multiple cottages were connected through a trolley that ran alongside a canal built into his home. We rode on it and at some point decided to go swimming in the canal and all of a sudden I found myself going down a slide, which led to some imaginary famous press conference room in Japan. My boyfriend was there and we apparently were all of a sudden taking a trip there. My friend David S. showed up at some point and he was applying to get a job there so I showed him around or something because I was temporarily in access of the behind the scenes. Then I went to find my boyfriend and we ended up finding lodging in a hotel that had an integrated water park, so you had to ride slides and etc. to get to your room, which was awesome. Then at some point we were naked at the top of a slide and to our dismay we discovered some onlookers soon after. Then we slid down the slide and ended up in the press conference room.

V. So this one only makes sense because I had been watching TV on the couch before I fell asleep and I had seen a combination of crime investigation shows about murders, an animal planet show about zebras, and various news stations, which lulled me to sleep. The dream is as follows. First I realized I was in a reality TV show and competing against a group of adults. On some sort of first task we ended up having to go to Ted Kennedy's house and ask him about his tumor (with all due respect). Then we looked outside his window and realized he had a forest as a backyard, which wouldn't have been all that extraordinary if we hadn't heard a gun shot in the distance and then seen a herd of zebras run through the forest. But we didn't have time to pay attention to that because then a bat flew into the room. At first we thought it was a huge moth but then realized it was a bat, which then died but we never paid much attention to it because then one of the women competing in the reality show wanted to show me some special pills she had. After swallowing them, her voice became able to change into that of a different newscaster every ten seconds as she was talking. Then two gay guys also competing came out of the closet randomly.